A Series of Unfortunate Events….

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Ready for Your Close-up.”

In this exciting production there will be tears and laughter and the even more tears. Starring:

Me – Bridget Jones

My Welsh Dad -Spike from Notting Hill

My Mum – Mrs Bennett from Pride & Prejudice

Sister No1 – The IT Guy from The Office (with a blonde wig on)

Sister No2 – Zelda from the Terrahawks

My Brother – Benji from Sunset Beach

Ex 1 – The one who thought he was a cross between Liam Gallagher/Richard Ashcroft/Ian Brown – Naboo from The Mighty Boosh 

Ex 2 – Vince Vaughn

Ex 3 will be cut from the film!

Ex 4 – Jason Bateman with his head shaved